May 26, 2005

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it was with no great amount of hope, and no small amount of weariness, that i trudged my lonesome self into camp today. grey clouds cast a pallor over what is usually an idyllic stroll from home to camp, replete with cooing doves and fluttering butterflies at no extra charge. and then i discovered, INTERNET IS WORKING!!!


having valorously resisted the temptations of the information superhighway, along with being snowed under by drifting stacks of paperwork, and general busyness in general, i have finally been overtaken by the Quark side, and have been sucked through the local i'net terminal into the collective consciousness of the World Wide Web.

to mark this monumentally momentous occasion, i shall hereby make a proclamation that shall resound about the known world, that shall make grown men weep and whirl their shirts around their head and act like 3-year-olds in general: LIVERPOOL HAVE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!

it is not yet lunchtime, and i have been awake for ten hours. the sweet siren song of somnabulity, in cahoots with the usual post-prandial stuporification should have the desired effect momentarily.




*zonk*